Sunday, July 12, 2009
Where are They Now..vs.. Why Won't they Go Away?
Ever notice the celebrities you cant stand stick around like a bad smell but the celebrities you want to see more of disappear?
Here is our list of who needs to get off our cloud, and the ones that need to make a comeback:
GET OFF OUR CLOUD - WE DONT CARE WHERE YOU GO, JUST GO AWAY!
1) Charlie Sheen : apparently there are no other actors on earth, that is why they have to keep a wife beating, hooker hiring charmer like this employed. He should have been banished from acting just for hooking up with Denise Richards in the first place.
2) Paris Hilton - enough with this anal swab already!
3) The Kardashians - Did we need brunette versions of Paris Hilton? And someone needs to tell us WHY we are "Keeping up with them..."?
4) Lindsay Lohan - name the last artistic contribution she has made, better yet, name ANY artistic contribution she has made.
5) Actually anyone Famous for no good reason see numbers 2 and 3.
6) The cavemen and stupid money with eyes from the Geico commercials - Someone is getting paid BIG BUCKS to torture us with this shit!!!
7) The plastic eerie Burger King - the stuff of nightmares
8) Bill O'Reilly - self-explanatory
9) Denise Richards the train wreck to end all train wrecks. Ryan Seacrest is putting HER back on TV and should be punished as well

10) The Jonas Brothers - they aren't even cute.
11) TOM CRUISE - Pick a reason. Any reason. There are so many. And we put your photo Tom, because hate you the most and you look really stupid in this photo.
12) Will Smith - Now he is going to force his kids on us. Lovely.
13) All the real *cough* housewives of anywhere - I mean really, is that what REAL housewives do all day? What they do on the show?
WE WANT TO SEE MORE OF:
1) Debra Winger
2) Rosanna Arquette
3) Bill Pullman
4) Renee Russo
5) Helen Hunt
6) Liam Neeson
7) Hugh Grant
8) Keanu Reeves
9) Goldie Hawn
Here is our list of who needs to get off our cloud, and the ones that need to make a comeback:
GET OFF OUR CLOUD - WE DONT CARE WHERE YOU GO, JUST GO AWAY!
1) Charlie Sheen : apparently there are no other actors on earth, that is why they have to keep a wife beating, hooker hiring charmer like this employed. He should have been banished from acting just for hooking up with Denise Richards in the first place.
2) Paris Hilton - enough with this anal swab already!
3) The Kardashians - Did we need brunette versions of Paris Hilton? And someone needs to tell us WHY we are "Keeping up with them..."?
4) Lindsay Lohan - name the last artistic contribution she has made, better yet, name ANY artistic contribution she has made.
5) Actually anyone Famous for no good reason see numbers 2 and 3.
6) The cavemen and stupid money with eyes from the Geico commercials - Someone is getting paid BIG BUCKS to torture us with this shit!!!
7) The plastic eerie Burger King - the stuff of nightmares
8) Bill O'Reilly - self-explanatory
9) Denise Richards the train wreck to end all train wrecks. Ryan Seacrest is putting HER back on TV and should be punished as well

10) The Jonas Brothers - they aren't even cute.
11) TOM CRUISE - Pick a reason. Any reason. There are so many. And we put your photo Tom, because hate you the most and you look really stupid in this photo.
12) Will Smith - Now he is going to force his kids on us. Lovely.
13) All the real *cough* housewives of anywhere - I mean really, is that what REAL housewives do all day? What they do on the show?
WE WANT TO SEE MORE OF:
1) Debra Winger
2) Rosanna Arquette
3) Bill Pullman
4) Renee Russo
5) Helen Hunt
6) Liam Neeson
7) Hugh Grant
8) Keanu Reeves
9) Goldie Hawn
Labels: Burger King, complaint, Denis Leary, Dennis Richards, Helen Hunt, Liam Neesan, Renne Russo, stars making a comeback, stars who need to go away, stars who need to shut up, Tom Cruise
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David Hasselhoff is an asshole. He just needs to go away. He needs to stop talking, because talking requires thinking, which is so clear this neanderthal can't do. I just saw him on America's Got Talent... clearly he has NONE!
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